Just Walk Away, Renee

FINALLY, a ray of light among all the clouds of devastation, war, and typical governmental stupidity: Renee Zellweger has come to her senses and filed for annulment of her marriage to country "music" performer Kenny Chesney. Renee, darling, I don't know what you were thinking...I just don't picture YOU, object of my lust, as thinking anyone's tractor is sexy. Guess the air was a little thin up on Cold Mountain.

Now, go back to blonde and put on a few of those Bridget Jones pounds again, and all will be right with the world...