Mongolia?

So we learn today that President Bush concluded his Asian tour with a visit to Mongolia, a place he probably thought existed only in fiction (assuming he had heard about it at all before this). Why Mongolia, do you suppose? Could it possibly be that, after an exhaustive search by his crack advance team, it was found that Mongolia would be so grateful for a visit from ANY head of state that they would promise not to ask embarrassing questions about Iraq? What kind of intelligent question do you suppose Bush asked upon landing in Mongolia? I mean, after Idiot had the grand moment of enlightenment about the size of Brazil that many of the rest of us have in fourth grade, I'm sure Mongolia left him totally dumbfounded. Not that this is a challenge.