Stop The Presses!
We have a winner in the Best Newspaper Headline Ever! No more submissions, please.
Frankly, 165 years in a country-club "prison" isn't enough. I'd rather see him doing the menial jobs that many of the former Enron employees and stockholders have had to take to make ends meet. Better yet - maybe their most repulsive household chores. Now we're talkin' justice. "Stop yappin' about Jesus and scrub out that toilet, Kenny!"
posted by J.Po @ 3:41 PM
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6 Comments:
Amen !!!
I keep reading it in the "Bad Dog!" sense because thinking of Ken Lay's sex live before or after going to prison gets me queasy.
Gee, and I thought they were fighting the "good fight!"
Did you hear about how Lay was withdrawing the last $1 Million from a corporate acct to pay off his mansion just hours before the bankruptcy was filed?
Glad to see now that in addition to being jerks, they are criminals, too
Spanking with dark chocolate ?
naughty jpo!
Lucky Mrs. Jpo!
My significant other works for a company that was owned by Enron.
For a while she worked on the 13th floor... of the World Trade Center building (our fair city has its own set of them, unrelated to the ones in NYC but still)... at a company owned by Enron.
I was confident that nothing bad would ever happen to us. Ha! Ha! Ha!
... but aaaaaaaaanyway, there is no love lost on these bastards down thisaway. Some of the Ordinary Blue Collar Joes she worked alongside lost their entire pensions because they were too stupid to diversify their portfolios. Which is stupid, but they still didn't deserve to be swindled like that. One of them had already put in for retirement and after his long-awaited, theoretical last day of work had to come back and work some more, or else starve and lose his house and stuff.
So yeah, scrub that there toilet, Mr. Lay. May I call you Ken? And use your own toothbrush. Thanks.
i do take delight in just desserts.
good riddance to him.
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