Monday, May 15, 2006

Did We Need ANOTHER Reason?

OK, now it's personal: ANOTHER reason to hate Bush. Now, the season finale of "Grey's Anatomy" will be delayed by Dickhead's immigration speech tonight, a transparent act of public politicking concurrent with the Senate debate on his immigration plan, which includes sending whichever National Guard troops are left in the U.S. (after their third and fourth tours of duty in the Iraqi Imperial War) to man the U.S. - Mexico border. (Why couldn't he find these troops during last year's hurricanes?)

And what about the Canadian border, eh? Sounds like this really isn't a "national security" issue, is it, as much as it is pandering to your knuckle-dragging base?

If you want to keep people from crossing the border, why don't you just tap THEIR phones just like you're illegally doing to us, Mr. President? This way you'll know when and where they're coming. Maybe they just want to be here to watch Grey's Anatomy at its scheduled time, also.

9 Comments:

At 1:33 AM, Blogger Impetua said...

Amen, Brother Po, amen.

We have a descriptive term that is too heinous to spell out and can only be referred to by its initials: C.F.B.F.

I would just like to state for the record that George W. Bush is a C.F.B.F.

Thank you.

 
At 9:41 AM, Blogger J.Po said...

You're welcome, impetua. (could you email me privately to let me know what a C.F.B.F. is? I have some ideas...)

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger Impetua said...

Check your inbox for an exciting email! (Impetua Industries not responsible for adverse reactions to actual insult including but not limited to itching, wheezing, pustulant boils, scaliness, ague, cataplexy, and late-stage syphilitic papules. Consult your barber before reading this or other blistering insults. Apply sparingly and avoid contact with the sun, moon, soft cheeses or anything vaguely Republican.)

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Max and Me said...

so did you get to see all of grey's anatomy? i was absolutely on the edge of my seat the whole time.

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger yellojkt said...

impetua,

Share with the rest of the class. If its that funny we all want to hear.

 
At 8:02 PM, Blogger J.Po said...

Don't spoil Grey's for me, Meander - I ended up watching the early episode then taping the 2-hour finale since I knew I couldn't watch the whole thing (exhausted from the weekend, and not due to anything fun, dammit!)

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger Impetua said...

All right, all right.

Crappy faced butt fucker.

(expires from the shock of being vulgar to fellow bloggers)

 
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