Call me random...

...but just a few quick thoughts from the car yesterday (that, in retrospect, make me think I ought to check for carbon monoxide leaks in the passenger compartment):

1. This could be a guy thing: is it just me, but don't you feel like you need a cold shower after listening to the Paula Cole song (from the "This Fire" CD) "Feelin' Love?"
2. Starting the day with a dentist appointment pretty much ensures the rest of the day can only get better. (Follow-up: it really didn't, from a business sense, but I did get lunch at the Greenbrook, NJ Route 22 icon, Texas Weiner II, and later found a $20 bill in the bushes in front of my house, while cutting the grass.)
3. How do the people who manufacture, market, and sell Hummers sleep nights?
4. Were I King Of The World, the first power I would want is the ability to take away someone's driver's license, and impound his or her car, on the spot, for any reason I decide (in most cases, it would be because their driving ineptitude and/or attitude annoys me, though I wouldn't want to limit it to that), and leave him or her there in the middle of the freaking road. (Upon further thought, my first act would be to establish a King's Court of Zaftig Blondes to assist me in my royal needs and initiatives.)
5. There is actually a company called "Hiny Hiders" that manufactures restroom stalls (excuse me, "solid plastic restroom partitions"). Were you to work for Hiny Hiders Inc., how could you answer the question "So, who do you work for?" with a straight face, or without embarrassment?